What is the funniest joke you've been told that you still think about to this day?

“As did I,” the first bloke says, getting very excited. “And what year did you graduate?”

“Mother Mary. And on what street in Dublin did you live?”

“Yes, that I am,” says the second.

What is your review of working in EY?

The first fellow is now beside himself. “The good Lord must be smiling on us. Imagine that the two of us should be meeting here, having grown up on the same street, gone to the same school, and graduated in the same year.”

“The Murphy twins are drunk again.”

“So am I. And from where in Ireland might you be?” says the first.

Why does Islam give a bad vibe?

“Oh, let me see now. ’Twas 1964, it was.”

“Now why would you be saying that, Brian?”

“Well, to St. Mary’s, of course.”

How do you emotionally react to when others seem to feel sorry for you?

“A lovely little area of the old part of town, McCleary Street.”

Two blokes are sitting at the end of a bar. One orders a drink. The other one says, “From your voice, I’d guess you’re from Ireland.”

“Faith and begorrah. What a small world. So did I. And to what school would you school would you have been going?”

What are the primary causes of the persistent smog crisis affecting Delhi and other parts of North India?

At that point, a woman enters, stands at the other end, and orders a drink. Brian, the bartender says, “Oh, Vicky, it’s going to be a long, tiring night.”

I’m from Dublin, I am.”